Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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