sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Terrible idea I love it
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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