this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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