My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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