I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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