we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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