i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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