porn star boner night. come get it.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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