doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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