Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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