so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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