Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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