She's JV to your varsity
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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