Do vagina's smell?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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