Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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