Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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