Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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