it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just gargled with NyQuil
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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