Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize