sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
