you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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