Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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