This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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