It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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