just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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