if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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