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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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