There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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