are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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