i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.