Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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