So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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