today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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