Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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