i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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