It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize