Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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