Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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