You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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