Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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