I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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