your room smells of hookers.
And success
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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