i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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