from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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