I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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