I wish life had little blips of pornography
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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