Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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