You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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