I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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