so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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