You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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