ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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